Today is your last chance to enter New Zealand’s Got Talent – the show that offers $100,000 to the winner – and D-leb judge Miriama Smith is eagerly awaiting your entry.
The British version of the show launched the career of Paul Potts, but it’s also responsible for some bizarre and weird moments as it entertains a studio audience and at home viewers. For example, Damon Scott describes himself as a “unique speciality act” as he performs with Bubbles the puppet monkey.
Miriama Smith, the first of three judges to be confirmed for the show, says
"I want to be awed, I want something different, maybe something uniquely Kiwi... sheep shearing or something we haven't seen yet anywhere else. People at home will enjoy that as well because it gives us a sense of ownership."
So if you’ve got your gumboots handy and can yodel or wield a drenching gun it sounds like you could be in with a chance, although from all accounts Miriama would rather see a George Clooney lookalike. Goodness only knows Miss Prozac would prefer Brad Pitt doing a strip tease to a sheep shearer in his wife beaters.
"I'm going to treat everybody the same way.Woah! Anyone else curious about Miriama likening herself to a gay icon?
"Even if there's a contestant who's 6ft 4, incredibly good-looking, really nice, teaches yoga and can cook, I'm still going to treat him the same ... honest!"
If she could enter the show herself, Smith says, her specialty would be stand-up comedy.
"I would be like Ellen [Degeneres] and talk about irony and human nature.
When you're a well-known personality in a normal New Zealand environment, people treat you differently. Like when I'm out at the bar with my girlfriends and there's a lot of guys and they're all drunk, they'll say, `Hey, you should totally give me your phone number', even though I've never met them before in my life."
Miss Prozac is sure the invites don’t have anything to do with the fact that Miriama is pretty, slender and a self-confessed party girl.
You have until until Friday 6th June to apply for New Zealand’s Got Talent. You'll also have a chance to get free tickets to be part of the live audience.
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