A rather subdued looking Paris HiltonThe best excuses of all time for driving while disqualified, courtesy of Ms Paris Hilton.
#5 We were short of ideas for the next season of The Simple Life
#4 I was too pished to notice I was driving
#3 Rules apply to moi?
#2 I don't have time for this; I have people to read contracts & fines
#1 I'm too smart to be caught
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And the ever famous, "I didn't know my license was suspended!" What a celebutard. Paris deserves what she gets and this is society showing us that she is no different than any of us. Ha!
wow does she really think of number 1? lol
if yeah, then cool!if you have time maybe you can check out my post on how to be the next darren rowse! ;)
http://robinsongo.com/2007/05/08/top-5-tips-to-be-the-next-darren-rowse/
good luck to us!
This is pretty funny. Did Paris Hilton said all of these stuffs?
If you have time, why don’t you drop by my post:
http://mobileko.blogspot.com/2007/05/snatch-top-5-tips-on-how-to-be.html
It’s also an entry for the problogger top 5- group writing project. ^^ Goodluck to us all!
[...]I was perusing the list of first-day entries for Darren Rowse's Top 5 Group Writing Project. Great stuff[...]
Funny, and more than a little disturbing (the world's Paris fixation). Roberta, thank you for sharing "celbutard" -- PERFECT!! ;-)
yes, that would be CELEBUTARD. (Did I get it right that time?) I'm such a great speller for a writer. I'm late for cocktail hour...
I smell another reality show in the making!
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